Person jokes
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Person: Guess what?
Other person: What?
Person: Chicken butt!
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Random person: Minecraft is actually more peaceful than real life.
Me: Well, screw life. Maybe if I light a fire on myself, I will go to Minecraft (my excuse for suicide).
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Your momma!
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What is a boyfriend?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.