Person jokes
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."