Person jokes
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Talk to me if you are online.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:
“I want to nutinyahu.”
“I’d blow up a school for you.”
“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”
“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I am never wrong. One time I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?