Person jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Lorne Armstrong
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”