Person jokes
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."