Person jokes
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What is a boyfriend?
Memes
Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom?
To draw the curtains.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Your momma!
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much?
Nose-less.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
"Oh, you’re still talking? I thought background noise was supposed to fade out after a while. Must be tough waking up every day knowing your personality was a failed experiment."
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Everyone when we're in the cafeteria singing happy birthday to some random person: "Happy birthday to you..., Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear
Me in the background: Happy deathday to you..., Happy deathday to you, happy death day dear___, happy death day to you!"
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"