Person jokes
Technoblade never got a wife.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! π
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Memes
Most autisitic person ever.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What do you call the nun that hates?
For Paul Walker, Mother Teresa.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
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Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis π₯°πβ€οΈπ!
Love you a million times more!