Person jokes
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Memes
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What is a boyfriend?
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."