Person jokes

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away.

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade.

"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"

Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.

Person:

Guy: You walk into a bar.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: You meet a girl.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: You guys go on a bed.

Person: I'm a man.

Guy: She whispers into your ear...

Person: I'm a man!

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

What was I saying again?

What do you call a depressed emo? Dead.

Ethan Fennel

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.

Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.

Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏

Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!