Person jokes
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I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?
Memes
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
Louie Fennell.
Louie's IQ.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.