Person jokes
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
Hi i thought this was funny i guess haha 💔⛓️
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
It's sad someone has ligma.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
Callum Coulter
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
My happiness.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.