Person jokes

God

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Handicap

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Memes

Freedom

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

Armadillo

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Pencil

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Blonde

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

Date

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Appearance

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Dick

What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.

Midget

How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, because it’s the normal person's height.