Person jokes
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Yoav
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!