Youโre looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Person Jokes
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because itโs the normal person's height.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
You're just big and good.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isnโt a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Alya?
Queen, (DYM 86)
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Harrison
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
