Person jokes

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So, a person walked into a shop.

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Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Person: My left ear is ringing.

Friend: Then answer it!

Louie Fennell.

Is that a person over there?

Na, it's Jesus.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Would a depressed person enjoy a cat scratch? After all, it's a free slice.

How do you know someone is going to die?

He can't stop coughing. (coffin)

What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.

Do you know 6+3?

Other person: Nine.

Nein is no in German.

You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.