Person jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.

Louie Fennell.

Louie's IQ.

Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Plagiarism!"

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

His favorite drink was his dribble.

Trystan Leonard is going out with Katelynn O'Toole.

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Daryll

If a person with Down syndrome robs you, what do you say? “I’m up your Down.”

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

He’s so short no one can see you very close by.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

Below I meant to say I set the gay person on fire.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?

When it fails to turn up.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"