Person jokes
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Yoav