Person jokes
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.