Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Person Jokes
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
Why go to sleep because he was bossy?
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
