Person jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
You look like a cat.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.