Person jokes
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Yoav
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?