Person jokes
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Memes
Like if its true
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).