Person jokes
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Memes
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
Daryll
Coooper
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?