Person jokes
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Yoav
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Memes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
At 6, she wanted a happy mama.
At 8, she hated acting like a mom.
At 10, she wanted to see her own smile again.
At 11, she wanted to see her mom.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."