Person jokes
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
I fucking love Triple H and Jimmy Wang Yang!
Yoav
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.