Performance Jokes

If sex is a pain in the ass then your doing it wrong

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high

Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread

Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.

Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?

It rocked.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form; Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".

He wasnt that bad.

Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...