What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
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Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
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How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
