Performance jokes
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Here you go
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST