In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
