Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
How does a woman scare a gynecologist
By becoming ventriloquist
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
me and my friends are going to create a steps tribute band we are all in wheelchairs so we are going to be called ramps
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died
so all his friends came in one car
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing
Why didn't the drummer play? ....... because he got a percussion.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
