Performance Jokes

I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work

Did you hear about the gay choirboy? He chocked on his first hymn.

Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers

There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres

How did protestants performed in 16 century well done

Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?

Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire

Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now

Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me

I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient

The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They drop FIRE TRACKS

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

What is harder than steel.

Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂

Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*