What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
what do you call a stand up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?????????????
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
How did protestants performed in 16 century well done
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy? He chocked on his first hymn.
Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.😂
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels