Perception jokes
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Can you see me?
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What I if told you
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What do you call a dad in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?