Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind
Sadly he didn't see it coming
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
When I went to the doctor, he pulled his wife in and said, "What do you see?"
I replied, "A fat bitch." He said, "Ok, your eyesight is perfect."
