People jokes
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
Uh, WHO?!
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
Dark humour : hell!!! Aren't people racist!!!
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.