People jokes
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!