People jokes
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Why do French people like to eat snails so much?
They can't stand fast food.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
A kid has an older brother that’s a very popular lifeguard. He sees all of the people that talk to his brother, but he’s fairly ignored. So one day he asks his brother why everyone likes him so much. His older brother says, “Well, all you gotta do is stick a potato in your pocket.” So the next day the boy goes back to the pool and he has a potato in his pocket, but everyone is avoiding him even more now. At the end of the day he goes up to his brother and asks why it didn’t work, and his brother says, “Dumbass, you were supposed to put it in the front!”
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.