People jokes
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Memes
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.
We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.