Why do people hate abortion jokes? It leaves you with an empty feeling inside
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see
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Why is hitler better than Biden? Because hitler gave his people Gas for free
You're so fat when people see you running they can't help but yell out "keep running"
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
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Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
Why arenât short people allowed to be mentors? Because you canât look up to them
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, âYouâll be next!â They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
How are guys and tile floors alike
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years
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Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other. "Pillow Fight".
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
