People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
People Jokes
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ππ¨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Ayo, who's online :')
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
