People

People jokes

Knife

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Emo

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Finger

People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?

Ball

What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.

Memes

Stalker

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

Friend

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

Church

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Difference

What’s the difference between white people and Black people?

One runs from the police, one runs for the police.

Difference

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

Father

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Shooting

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Cremation

Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?

To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.

Rape

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

Emo kid

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.