People jokes
When people make accounts about you and a category.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.