People jokes
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Memes
Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
If I'm racist to everybody, am I even racist?
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.