People jokes
A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Memes
Pov: you hate yourself and don't support yourself.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
I have some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
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Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!