What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia
I was sad, so i called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
People say I LIKE UR CUT G. Which is when u get a fresh cut but I guess when u go bald we can say like ur forehead g
I know it’s really really really really really bad
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
life is like penis. other people make it hard.
See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.
what worng with airline food...! theier not blakc and there not poeple. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! your'e welcom?
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow
Depressed people have beautiful smile. Ok, its not joke for normal people, but its joke for us
2 people are under the covers. The man says "Quote the Beatles: Cum together!"
