People jokes
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
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Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.