People jokes
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.
Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
People say that they can read people's faces; then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
A killer gone up to 5 people and killed 4 of them. There were 2 couples and 1 third wheel. The 5th one was left single out...
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.