People

People jokes

Health

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Dad

My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.

Memes

Mask

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Pack

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Orphan

Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.

Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.

Bully (😡): NO!

Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???

Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.

Teacher

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

Boy

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Debate

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

Sex

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

Anger

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Boat

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?