People jokes

Too many people.

Not enough VooDoo dolls.

The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.

It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️

Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Toes for hoes.

What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?

The "Ching Chang Gang."

How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?

There were an awful lot of red flags!

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"

lmao why do people think they can fly?

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

What do cannibals read?

People.

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