People jokes

What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?

Brrrrrrito!

There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.

Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.

This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.

Read the directions.

1. Type how she makes you feel.

2. Type how you would fuck her.

3. Any type of sex is aloud.

4. Remember to send pics as well.

5. Enjoy.

Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

What do people say when they're fighting?

"Water!"

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

I have a riddle for you:

10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.

Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”

Once he eats it, he starts crying.

Why?

How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!

You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.

Why do emo people cry?

Because they're emo!

Ahahahah.

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

Why do people think about handsome boys at night?

Because they're dreamy!

Why do fat people like food?

The more the merrier.