People jokes

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

A project where people get lined up to be changed.

Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Bumpkin boy.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”