People jokes
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!