People jokes
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What has a dog?
People.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Never drink tea in school... I give people tea if they've passed out... tea can be nice, but only have it once a day... It's not what you think... It's not tea, it's CPR.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Wonder why the Japanese people didn't see the bombs coming?
They didn't open their eyes.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.