Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
People Jokes
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Why canât blind people eat fish? Because itâs sea food.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: âSorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.â
Second guy: âBetween me and you talking, thereâs almost no PUNCH line. Hah!â
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? đ¤
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. đ¤Ł
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that youâre fat, until they saw your mom.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Emo people totally suck!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
