People jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Memes
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Emo people totally suck!
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Roddy Rick Dalby