People

People jokes

Water

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Money

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

Phone

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Memes

Go-kart

If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.

Snail

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food.

Floor

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Fat

You are so fat that when you jump into the pool, everyone gets out.

Terrorist

People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.