Why Do Orphans Bully People
Because They Cant Get Suspended
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This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: do you know how often people die from AIDS?
I said: now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
What do depressed people use for emotions online
They use EMOjis
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
2 old people sitting on a bench one turns to the other and says my butt fell asleep the other says yep i heard it snore a couple of times
The ones you hate most are also the one who is by your side most.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet
