People jokes

Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Old ladies are non existent.

For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.

Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.

American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"

Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"

German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"

I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

How do homeless people move where they're living?

They pick up their box and walk away.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Why would a cannibal stop eating people?

If they got fed up with them.