You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
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Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?
Because they aren't family!
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke problably flew over peoples heads, but for some people it flew into their head
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
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What do polish people in 🇵🇱 Poland use chop sticks for? tweezers
To everyone saying "don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying". Do you think we have it easy?? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
