People jokes

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Why do people in Alabama always swipe left on Tinder?

Because they aren't family!

You know, people always say your life is worth it, but with me, it's worth-it-less.

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

They told me I could never be an actor.

No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

Why can't disabled people make jokes?

Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...

But now I don't know what to do with the letters.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?