People jokes
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
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