Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
How many People do you need to change a Lightbulb? Three.The first holds the ladder,the second one holds the Lightbulb and the third one spins the Ladder.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because itβs easier than explaining what is killing you inside
What makes sad people jump? a bridge
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Humanity
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
I would name my daughter awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they canβt press play
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They donβt cook because they love eating out
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
