People jokes
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.