If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used too, but don't anymore.
Person: why'd you stop?
Me: unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
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Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
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You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
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why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
The more suicidal people there are the less suicidal people there are.
I know five fat people and you're three of them
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
