This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
If I hung myself from a cliff, would people call me a cliffhanger?
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why arenât you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why arenât you?
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
You shouldnât bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.
When youâre hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: âHEY SIRIâ
