People jokes

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Roddy Rick Dalby

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

What sandwich spread makes people itch?

Flea-nut butter.

I'm not completely useless....

I can be used as a bad example!

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

I wonder how many people read this wrong.

Why do emo people go to the store with no money?

Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?

Canned hunting.

Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?

What is the similarity between a joke and food? Some people just don't get them!

Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.