Call me an escalator because I let people down.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
When I'm bored, I go into an elevator with a full duffle bag. Once people come in and the door closes I zip open the bag a little bit and whisper to it "I'll get you some food once we get off"
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
what is a pedophiles favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
It’s ironic that the more other people love you the more you hate yourself.
