People jokes
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Teacher: "People with depression never get anywhere in life."
Student 1: "My mom has depression, but she died."
Student 2: "My sister has depression and she's going to therapy."
Student 3: "My dad has depression, and he's doing REALLY well."
People go to places to see Harry Potter live, but you can just go to the abortion place and see something disappear.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
The people in the World Trade Center ordered two pepperoni, but got two planes.
You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.