People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
People Jokes
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
