Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
People Jokes
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
You are all fucking disgusting!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
