People jokes
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Why does America have more guns than people?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
"Ohh wing wing."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Hello guys!
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.