Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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People Jokes
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
