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People jokes

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.