People jokes
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"Ohh wing wing."
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Roddy Rick Dalby
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
Hello guys!
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.