People jokes
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.