People jokes
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
"Go big or go home," that’s what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that’s what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that’s what I say.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
People in wheelchairs should really stand up for themselves!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
Most people don't realize this, but the F in orphan stands for family.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.