People jokes
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Why does America have more guns than people?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.