People jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator?
He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*