New People Jokes - Page 11 - Worst Jokes Ever

Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.

Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.

I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.

Maybe I'm just too old at this point.

You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?

Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.

What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?

Fat people jokes.

Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?

Because it's an easy target.

How do you disappoint people in Africa?

Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.

But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

When people ask my age, this is what I do.

“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?

Alzheimer's.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.