People jokes
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.