There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
People Jokes
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Guns don't kill people, black people kill people.
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
May and its gang.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
