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What happened when you put your penis in? You start cUUuuUuuUMmMmiIiNnnGgG
so joe was at the store and he was looking for a dildo then he saw one made out of dick skin so he grabbed it and uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UhuhUhUhUhUhuHuHuHuHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH went his mouth PENIS PENIS
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped is penis off
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
my penis is tied in a knot
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning is she ok? hospital? Dad: She's ok now. no hospital. Dad: She had to take the deep penis. Son: Umm...... WHAT!? Dad: I had to inject her with and EPIC PENIS Dad: Oh for god's sakes Dad: Epi Pen
does anybody know the similarites between a rubixs cube and a penis? I dont know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
a neighbor went up to me and asked me where my parents were. when i said "in the bed" my neighbor said, " oooooohh, how long is the penis?" i said wait here, and i interupted my parents while they were doing some "buisness" and asked my dad the exact question he said. then he spanked me.
can you fuck me plz
jack and Jill ran up the hill to pop some pills and Jill said jack can do her with out here will and jacks penis was still
Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and the begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down the the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, loling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more. When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying,” Linda your just as amazing at fucking at your sister.”
China servers are up on fortnite yea check by there. “China getting this dick in your mouth 😂
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
I wish I could tell you about my penis but its to short
Us: haha penis Korea: that sounds like a park name
you're are mum
Gay person to girl:what’s your favourite planet Girl:penus-(penis)(venus),and what is yours? Gay person: what else, its Your Anus(uranus)😅
Penis equals power pussy equals wussy
