Facial Recognition jokes

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.