Facial Recognition jokes

I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.

I'm so depressed that when I smile my Face ID won't work.

I think my penis has facial recognition.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.

How do you know you’re ugly?

If you always get handed the camera for group photos.