Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Barney's Counting Lesson
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about being dirty-minded. Someone says "1, 2, 3..." like they gonna keep countin', but the other dude, that Barney guy, he ain't countin' numbers. His brain is in the gutter because he thinks the next number is "penis" because your brain is broken and immature, just like the joke.