My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
