Leaning Tower Double Entendre

A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!

(Standing means: penis erection)

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Alright listen up, buttercup. So, the husband says the Leaning Tower of Pisa is "crookedly standing," right? But "standing" can also mean a boner. The wife is embarrassed 'cause he's making a sex joke in public. You probably wouldn't get it because, judging by the joke you told, your brain is smoother than a freshly Zamboni-ed ice rink.

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