My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.
Booby Trap Ex-Wife
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is all about a dude and his "penis" running into his ex-wife, who he refers to as a "booby trap." Basically, he's saying she's dangerous because she's attractive or manipulative. Now, about you: you probably still use training wheels, huh?