You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis.........also sausage and hotdogs too
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
What goes in dry and comes out wet?
A dick
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, I gagged
Pope francis "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross ?"
"My penis"
Why did the two balls cross the road? To get to the penis! Sorry, too rude?
yan nan ate my salty penis
How do yo secks
With penis!
jajajajja funny joke epic laugh I have been detained please help
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
i needed a test on if i'm pregnat then the doc said take your pants down then he put his penis in my vagina and said now you are pregnat
What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?
A shit
Knock, knock. Who's there. My penis.
What does PEMDAS stand for? Penis enters my dad and sister
who likes penis? My cousin!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke.....
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
what the difference between a dick and a cannon your dick shots longer
Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
my cock lmao
