Pencil Jokes

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases

Why did Johnny drop his pencil? To look up girls skirts😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

Do you want to hear a joke about Paper? Never mind its Tear-able

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less

Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless

my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

Do trees pee?

How else do we have No.1 pencils? 🤔

My entire family “TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!” Me “OH NO” 💀

So Fred accidentally cut off John's ear with his spade. John and Fred were digging a ditch when Fred made a careless swipe with his spade and cut off John's ear.

"Help me find it in all this mud," said John. "If we find it they can sew it back on."

After a couple of minutes, Fred triumphantly shouted, "Here it is", handing the ear to John.

"That's not it," said John, throwing the ear back into the muddy ditch. "Mine had a pencil behind it."