Stationery jokes
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
Memes
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What is the leader of the school supplies?
The ruler!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? It's pointless.