Pencil

Pencil Jokes

Kid

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Writing

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Point

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

Point

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Rapper

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

Hip-hop

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Story

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Insult

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Pen

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

Class

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Mind

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Woman

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Paper

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Office

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.

Classroom

There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.

The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

The teacher says, "That's right."

The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"

"That's right," the teacher says.

The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.