Pencil

Pencil Jokes

My biology teacher told us “get out nice and sharp colored pencils”. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick

me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

Two pencils walking down the street.

Which one hasn’t got AIDS?

The one with the rubber on

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."

What do you call a a sharpened pencil you call a sharpened pencil it’s a sharpened pencil