Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Pencil Jokes
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
There are two kids sitting in a classroom: Lily and John. Lily sleeps in class every day.
The teacher asks Lily who made heaven and earth. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
The teacher says, "That's right."
The teacher says the next day she asks the same question. John pokes her with a pencil. She shouts, "Jesus Christ Almighty!"
"That's right," the teacher says.
The next day she asks Lily what did Eve say to Adam after their 100th. John pokes her again. "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I'mma break it in half!" she shouts.
