Pencil jokes

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.