Pencil jokes
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
You remind me of a pencil.
Why?
Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.