Pencil jokes

Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Kid: Mom, do trees poop?

Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself?

He had no point in life.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat!"

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.

What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?

At least one has a point.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

What did the pen say to the pencil?

The pen said, "You're pointy."

Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Where do you go if you lost a pencil?

Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.