Pencil Jokes

Want to hear my pencil joke? wait I'm still writing it.

Why did the pencil want to kill himself? He had no point in life.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil but it has no point to it

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD

What do you call a a sharpened pencil you call a sharpened pencil it’s a sharpened pencil

What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?

"You broke the beat"

Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?

For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS

what did the pen said to the pencil??????????????

the pen said your pointy-_-

Hey can i tell you a joke about pencils never mind its pointless.

Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.

what is the difference between a pencil and a woman...

at least one has a point

Leo is like a broken pencil... POINTLESS

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?

In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES

What do u call a pencil with no end... Pointless

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."

were do you go if you lost a pencil office works they have solved lodes of pencil cases

There are two kids sitting in a classroom Lily and john Lily sleeps in class everyday.The teacher asks lily who made heaven and earth john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY teacher says that's right the teacher says the next day she asks the same question john pokes her with a pencil she shouts JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY that's right the teacher says next day she asks lily what did Eve say to adam after their 100th john pokes her again IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME IMMA BREAK IT IN HALF she shouts.