Writing utensil jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Your looking sharp!

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

My life is like a broken pencil, it's pointless.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?