Writing utensil jokes

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.

What do mermaids use to write with?

Sea pens.

You remind me of a pencil.

Why?

Because at one time, you actually made a valid point. This time, everything is pointless with you around.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Your looking sharp!

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.

What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?

People actually have a use for one of them.

I just bought two new biro pens.

One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.

They're filled with monster's ink.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil who?

Never mind, it's pointless.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.