Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Writing Utensil Jokes
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Your looking sharp!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Leo is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.