Pencil jokes

What is the leader of the school supplies?

The ruler!

Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

Playing a game called 7-Up.

Student: Why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers?

Teacher: It's cheating!

Student: No! It's the object of the game.

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.