Pencil jokes

My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.

Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...

What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.

Why did the pen stop writing?

'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!

You like to draw? Because I like the MD, raw :)

Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?

And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?

I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.

It's just too tear-able.

How are orphans like broken pencils?

Neither of them have points.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

Guess who I saw at school today?

Everyone I looked at. loooooooool

What is the leader of the school supplies?

The ruler!

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT.

What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.