My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
Where does a Pencil go to vacation Pencil Vania
What does a pencil and a plan of in common?
They were both in the twin towers.
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i made a pencil with two erasers, it was point less
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless
What do you call a blind author? A Braille writer
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
The Quiet kid: Ak-47
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
