This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
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what did the pen say to the pencil you have a point
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
what kind of panera bread do pencils use panera lead
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
For a while lead was used in pencils but ... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil.... But it’s quite point less
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To Write With a Broken Pencil Is pointless
I can tell you a pun about a pencil oh! Nevermind it’s pointless
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)
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