Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
Pencil Jokes
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Little Johnny asked the teacher why you were no shirt. Teacher says, "Because I want to." The teacher drops her pencil and picks it up. The class starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" A kid took off your bra, and we see your squish sexy boobs.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
