Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
tell some one to spell Icup
ans- it will say I see you pee!!
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Pee pee poo poo wall
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.
kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE
Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry
what did one ballsack say to another? you stay here ill go pee
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you he peed his pants
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
Pee.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
