Pee Jokes

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

tell some one to spell Icup

ans- it will say I see you pee!!

Why does a chicken cross the road

To poop and pee in the potty

From My 6 year old sister

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house. He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "you got a small dick buddy" the man says to him.

what did one ballsack say to another? you stay here ill go pee

kid: Dad wear do u work dad: I.C.U.P kid:HAHAHAH!!!! SEE YOU PEE

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you he peed his pants

Why do women fart when they pee to blow dry

Pee pee poo poo wall

If water makes you laugh then jokes make you pee

PEE

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat. I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

my brother taf like to pee the bed

Why is my pee green, because NEIN ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter

Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.