why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
poopy farty pee
As a kid used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock. Now I pee on just following the ritual of Africa.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around the guy has to pee get up on the deck and stick you stick it between the bars and pee.
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Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
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If she’s old enough to smoke She’s old enough to choke If she’s old enough to pee She’s old enough for me
Why cant you here a ptaradactal pee because the p is silent
A lady comes into the boys bathroom and a boy sees her. This is not a girls bathroom he says She answers I don’t care she says I NEED TO PEE!
if you're ever bored, pee on an android apple is better
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower
Once there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard then the man came back to my house and floped his penis every were and peeing at the same time and it went all over my face so the next day he came back and I got my Beebe gun and shot a medal beebee in to his peepee. this didn't actually happen
why are you sitting down and pee i dont have a good back and cant lift something BIG
My pee pee fell off
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