Drunk

THE FUNNY DUDE

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”

Drink

SomeGuyIdk

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as RedBull

Toilet

Anonymous

When you have a bladder infection

Urine trouble 😜

Toilet

metalhead

a dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday and he replied… hows about a urinal cake?!!

Uranus

Anonymous

Uranus? More like urine is gassy. (Uranus is urine btw)

Pee

WowDude

What did the penis say to its pee?

Urine.

Puns

I like turtles

how are urinals made - they get installed

Loading...