What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus
Jokes About Pedophiles
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Jimmylikeskids4
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Tyler
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
Why do pedophiles never cum first. Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
why do pedos like to lose races? because they like to cum on a little behind
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He's holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that's my child.
