Pedophile jokes
Your dad never needed a van for you.
Me: "I like kids."
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Jimmylikeskids4
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Tyler
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.