What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the church.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The Priest... Let's go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Tyler
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
A pedophile brings his eight-year-old daughter to the doctor's office. The doctor asked her if she would like some candy? Her father replies, "Please, no more candy for her. I gave her enough today."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
