Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
Jokes About Pedophiles
Mosely in a white van
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?
One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Bio-hazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum
I donut tink any1 even chck deez jokez
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming
Jacob Wheet, If You Don't Understand Look It Up
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"