Pedophile jokes
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
My life.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night. The little boy says, "I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.