Pedophile jokes

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?

They both came in a little behind.