Paul jokes
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Paul Walker.
Logan Paul.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.