Paul jokes

What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?

Paul.

Why is Paul Walker a walker?

To let people know he isn't a driver.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?

Paul Walker's death.

Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?

They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

"Explain."

Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

Sus 4: I eat bricks.

Police: I know who.

RiceGum: Who?

Police: ITS-

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Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

What's the most horrifying video in the world?

Logan Paul vlogs.