Paul jokes

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?

I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.

Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?

Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.

Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.

What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?

He left him hanging.

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

What is the world's strongest material?

The tree that Paul Walker hit.

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Paul Walker.

What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?

His head and shoulders.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.

What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?

They both died at 95.

Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?

The British are cumming! The British are cumming!