
Paul jokes
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
