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Paul Walker

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

Tree

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

Suicide

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

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  • Card

    One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."

    Paul Walker

    When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

    High-five

    People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

    Paul Walker

    I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

    But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

    Xbox

    I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

    Rap

    Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

    Wrapped around that tree.

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  • Family

    What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

    "Family strong, but not that strong."

    Dandruff

    Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

    Crash

    How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

    Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

    Word

    What were Paul Walker's last words?

    I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

    Meme

    I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

    Fly

    What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.