Paul Jokes

What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?

Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.

So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."

What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."

Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.

When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.

People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.

Why did Paul Walker drown?

Because he was too busy carpooling.

Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?

"Family strong, but not that strong."

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.