A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Whatβs wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
A man with a mullet walks into a bar The bartender says "The party's in the back"
A girl comes up to her dad and says can I borrow the car tonite I want to go this party dad says if u give a head job girl says your r my dad how can u say that dad says if u want the car girl thinks ok she starts dad that taste like shut dad yer your brother wanted the this morning
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper
What did the house wear to the party? A dress
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ππ
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because heβs dead.
You idiot.
I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didnβt know what to do so I made her a balloon animal π π¦
ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon..
And into a children's birthday party.
